So I got a speeding ticket today, and I discovered upon arriving home that my certificate of completion of the defensive driving course had arrived. Obviously, you have failed to design a proper driver safety course, National Safety Institute. Ironically, had I taken the course one week later, it would have neatly expunged all the points on my license I just picked up, but since it has been years since I last got a ticket, it did me no good on that score (though clearly, I should get a refund of my course fee, since it didn’t take). As an author, I try to live these bits of irony whenever possible.
Oh, and this is pretty ironic, too