The sentence “Blueberry and Octopus Pie? This dessert will prove you wrong!” is easily the best collection of words I’ve read all week, so thanks to WowAmazing for that. But that ain’t no octopus. The folks at WowAmazing had best tread carefully. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh C’thulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn, after all, and he doesn’t want to hear about being mistaken for an octopus.
I’m totally making that pie, though.